<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:19:19.018-08:00</updated><category term='Robert Crumb'/><category term='Buckminster Fuller'/><category term='Duality'/><category term='Applebee&apos;s'/><category term='amateur'/><category term='Zen'/><category term='Rig Veda'/><category term='The finger'/><category term='T-ak'/><category term='Judge Smails'/><category term='glasses'/><category term='Beer'/><category term='Tease'/><category term='sensual seduction'/><category term='Phillip K. Dick'/><category term='Sneeze'/><category term='Busty'/><category term='Ass'/><category term='Bob Uecker'/><category term='Bob Burden'/><category term='love faces'/><category term='Series'/><category term='Brickhouse'/><category term='Flashing'/><category term='can&apos;t feel my knees'/><category term='Doc Ellis'/><category term='easy piano for adults'/><title type='text'>robot flowers</title><subtitle type='html'>Savagely exquisite women, strange poetry, good music, &amp; ect.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-4703750847314468178</id><published>2008-06-25T23:03:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:48.382-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rig Veda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amateur'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Busty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Series'/><title type='text'>Busty Amateur &amp; paraphrasing  the Rig Veda</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1073824&amp;amp;gen="&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/SGMytrVDAZI/AAAAAAAAAGY/bvY0xgbaOaE/s400/VYPH.com02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216068553731670418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;There is transcendence&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;but as it relates to humans&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Its all BS.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Some new age pyramid scheme.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Let me break it down thusly&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Consciousness has just as much fun saving drowning children&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;As it does slaughtering its entire family and being killed by a police stand-off.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The universe has no preferences&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;And is not human hearted&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Hand jobs, blowjobs, Odd jobs, &amp;amp; yes even that smug prick Steve Jobs are all equal and enticing in the eye of consciousness.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-4703750847314468178?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/4703750847314468178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=4703750847314468178&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/4703750847314468178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/4703750847314468178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/06/busty-amateur-paraphrasing-rig-veda.html' title='Busty Amateur &amp; paraphrasing  the Rig Veda'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/SGMytrVDAZI/AAAAAAAAAGY/bvY0xgbaOaE/s72-c/VYPH.com02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-5560278631417607369</id><published>2008-03-21T22:49:00.006-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:48.593-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sensual seduction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love faces'/><title type='text'>Enjoy yourself! 20% off - this week only!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://gallery-9ti1jtwehlk.usercash.com/?key=9ufw7uobz4i80y0we9g2zsble"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-SfJJijtfI/AAAAAAAAAF4/aKqBLVqhBHY/s400/2c461fb9-82fa-46dd-b380-e2da460cd798.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180440450911417842" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;God is boundless.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt; Next time you have a great experience&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Realize&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;that this?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is God!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Then when you have a bad experience&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt; realize&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt; Ahhhaaaa!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;This too is God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Then just keep doing that until the popcorn finishes popping and then shut up and eat your fucking corn!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-5560278631417607369?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/5560278631417607369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=5560278631417607369&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/5560278631417607369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/5560278631417607369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/03/enjoy-yourself-20-off-this-week-only.html' title='Enjoy yourself! 20% off - this week only!'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-SfJJijtfI/AAAAAAAAAF4/aKqBLVqhBHY/s72-c/2c461fb9-82fa-46dd-b380-e2da460cd798.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-7433669968609585445</id><published>2008-02-07T20:52:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:48.769-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='can&apos;t feel my knees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tease'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sneeze'/><title type='text'>and that kitten fucked the rust outta my heart</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://gallery-d0yen56p8k3fg.usercash.com"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R6vgh8jDVrI/AAAAAAAAAFw/4QWGO3LkEdM/s400/1959242383.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5164468271503857330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;I wandered backwards outta some kinda dream&lt;br /&gt;Outta some kinda &lt;a href="http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB1434939FE41458B5935B9EB139C3603D"&gt;confession&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;I was worried and nervous&lt;br /&gt;Worried that the bright color ponies would see my deceit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Would see that, in what I tried so hard to be,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I wasn’t .&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;And I was so happy,&lt;br /&gt;so excited,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;in that I would finally reach&lt;br /&gt;and know.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Its funny isn’t it?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Its like were wired to think/feel/believe&lt;br /&gt;That we are somehow gonna…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;(a slow sly smile spreads across the old toads face)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Sure, reality don’t sell. He chuckled.&lt;br /&gt;But how is it that I find myself&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Continually falling in love&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;with the simplest of things.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-7433669968609585445?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/7433669968609585445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=7433669968609585445&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/7433669968609585445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/7433669968609585445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/02/that-robot-fucked-rust-outta-my-mouth.html' title='and that kitten fucked the rust outta my heart'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R6vgh8jDVrI/AAAAAAAAAFw/4QWGO3LkEdM/s72-c/1959242383.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-874359951066990159</id><published>2008-01-24T22:46:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:48.902-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='glasses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Buckminster Fuller'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Series'/><title type='text'>Until the bull takes you</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://gallery-ep704puemk702d.usercash.com/?key=yt698ue0d1d2q3kliplyq1"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5robMjDVjI/AAAAAAAAAEk/IDs3NqaLSzc/s400/chi3697.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159691877028681266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Its funny how the wildness slips on in&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;slips and seeps till&lt;br /&gt;all of the sudden&lt;br /&gt;its pouring&lt;br /&gt;and you aint sure how it started&lt;br /&gt;our if it will ever end&lt;br /&gt;but it slips and slides all about you&lt;br /&gt;none the less&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wildy Cackling&lt;br /&gt;boorishly proclaiming&lt;br /&gt;life will have you&lt;br /&gt;as it already has you&lt;br /&gt;whenever it wants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so we wait like&lt;br /&gt;distracted whores in church&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;waiting for Jesus&lt;br /&gt;waiting for jesus to call us up and come over&lt;br /&gt;and booty call Fuck us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-874359951066990159?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://gallery-ep704puemk702d.usercash.com/?key=yt698ue0d1d2q3kliplyq1' title='Until the bull takes you'/><link rel='enclosure' type='' href='http://gallery-ep704puemk702d.usercash.com/?key=yt698ue0d1d2q3kliplyq1' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/874359951066990159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=874359951066990159&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/874359951066990159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/874359951066990159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/until-bull-takes-you_24.html' title='Until the bull takes you'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5robMjDVjI/AAAAAAAAAEk/IDs3NqaLSzc/s72-c/chi3697.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-3068153141129403590</id><published>2008-01-21T11:19:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:49.305-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The finger'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phillip K. Dick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='T-ak'/><title type='text'>Freebird!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://amateurseries.ucgalleries.com/gallery.php?id=675992"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://amateurseries.ucgalleries.com/gallery.php?id=675992"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5TziGEO_rI/AAAAAAAAAEI/7utTNM_WB_8/s400/valis-jp.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158015240315535026" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1058807"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5Twi2EO_qI/AAAAAAAAAEA/jSdSbMpCc-4/s400/1602123964.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5158011954665553570" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;scene from a party&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T-ak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would you please kick me in the crotch?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Girl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(incredulous) Why?!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;T-ak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just wanna see the look on your face as I fall down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-3068153141129403590?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1058807' title='Freebird!!!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/3068153141129403590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=3068153141129403590&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/3068153141129403590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/3068153141129403590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/freebird.html' title='Freebird!!!'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5TziGEO_rI/AAAAAAAAAEI/7utTNM_WB_8/s72-c/valis-jp.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-2260717799201535865</id><published>2008-01-17T20:19:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:49.451-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Git on the mic!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1061522"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5ApHmEO_pI/AAAAAAAAAD4/NYFQ8mhCtlU/s400/Copy+of+amateur8636.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156666783793348242" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Reading the &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Philip-K-Dick-Stigmata-Eldritch/dp/1598530097/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1200674662&amp;amp;sr=8-1"&gt;last will and testament of mankind&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;brought about many emotions, feelings, and thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The most acute of which seemed to be that of overwhelming peace.&lt;br /&gt;No. Not the peace that John Lennon and the hippies were all singing about&lt;br /&gt;Nor the piece that pictures of pretty girls grindingly suggest&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but the the peace that sometimes blindsides and overwhelms one in the places of great distress&lt;br /&gt;the peace that slips from the fingers when you try to wield and hoist over your head&lt;br /&gt;the peace that smacks us in the face with its obviousness...&lt;br /&gt;to simple for our complexity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sheoot!! I can't splain it!&lt;br /&gt;just relax in yer heart and know that life is a good thing&lt;br /&gt;whether you are having a good time of it or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and if you can't do that... theres always woman... and drugs and all kinds of nonsense&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-2260717799201535865?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/2260717799201535865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=2260717799201535865&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/2260717799201535865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/2260717799201535865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/git-on-mic.html' title='Git on the mic!'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R5ApHmEO_pI/AAAAAAAAAD4/NYFQ8mhCtlU/s72-c/Copy+of+amateur8636.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-3626674932070651230</id><published>2008-01-16T13:24:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:49.822-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Judge Smails'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Doc Ellis'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Series'/><title type='text'>Well, we're waiting!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R47WXGEO_kI/AAAAAAAAADQ/cDInEna13-A/s1600-h/Catgod.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R47WXGEO_kI/AAAAAAAAADQ/cDInEna13-A/s400/Catgod.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156294315639504450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1061567"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R454MWEO_jI/AAAAAAAAADI/lG1MOTckeVA/s400/BT-blonde.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156190776862899762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;Have you ever had the feeling&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;that perhaps&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt; your just a silly whore&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt; arguing with god&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;  over the price of a &lt;a href="http://gallery-v814xsxf8aww2u.usercash.com/?key=9h2s4uhad80wfp00dskuo9oa"&gt;handjob&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-3626674932070651230?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/3626674932070651230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=3626674932070651230&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/3626674932070651230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/3626674932070651230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/well-were-waiting.html' title='Well, we&apos;re waiting!'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R47WXGEO_kI/AAAAAAAAADQ/cDInEna13-A/s72-c/Catgod.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-346249524834367545</id><published>2008-01-14T07:24:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:49.992-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Duality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Busty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Series'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Applebee&apos;s'/><title type='text'>If only it were this easy... maybe it is?!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://gallery-voq4qjyr8c920.usercash.com"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R4t_E2EO_iI/AAAAAAAAADA/qMR_lWRE-lA/s400/bglasses1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155353919665143330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://gallery-voq4qjyr8c920.usercash.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Old desire becomes one flesh in the realization. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;A chuckling simplicity&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;A&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;kind of relief that can only come about by grace&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;A blind pig finds an acorn.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R475FGEO_oI/AAAAAAAAADw/qEDS06Fh6oc/s1600-h/santaee.jpg"&gt;Being relieved of oneself&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;In being relieved of the endless selfishness.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Twisted up in the bedroom sheets&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;the inevitable torture of&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;being human.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Bondage and freedom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;Like half price drinks at Applebees…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-346249524834367545?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://gallery-voq4qjyr8c920.usercash.com' title='If only it were this easy... maybe it is?!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/346249524834367545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=346249524834367545&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/346249524834367545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/346249524834367545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/if-only-it-were-this-easy-maybe-it-is.html' title='If only it were this easy... maybe it is?!'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R4t_E2EO_iI/AAAAAAAAADA/qMR_lWRE-lA/s72-c/bglasses1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-3669562689301243442</id><published>2008-01-10T20:09:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:50.265-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bob Uecker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flashing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Busty'/><title type='text'>Old Zen Koan</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R47W3GEO_lI/AAAAAAAAADY/Ge-K_CYpBCo/s1600-h/Nom_Nom_Cake.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R47W3GEO_lI/AAAAAAAAADY/Ge-K_CYpBCo/s400/Nom_Nom_Cake.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156294865395318354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1061801&amp;amp;view=2"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154066773801106914" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R4bsbGEO_eI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ghx62x_rhZ4/s400/812432360.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"How come the people in &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yhE0KTtZnc&amp;amp;feature=related"&gt;beer commercials&lt;/a&gt; are never drunk?"&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;- &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;j.hassler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;the 13th patriarch of &lt;strong&gt;BS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gallery-4iztryxyiqwpvn.usercash.com/?key=x0cjccukmxa2pv1p60he"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;more pics&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-3669562689301243442?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/3669562689301243442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=3669562689301243442&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/3669562689301243442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/3669562689301243442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/old-zen-koan.html' title='Old Zen Koan'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R47W3GEO_lI/AAAAAAAAADY/Ge-K_CYpBCo/s72-c/Nom_Nom_Cake.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-7148730525946865769</id><published>2008-01-03T14:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:50.422-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Busty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Series'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='easy piano for adults'/><title type='text'>the gigglin' juice box of my discontent</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://amateurseries.ucgalleries.com/gallery.php?id=660714"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154072318603886066" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R4bxd2EO_fI/AAAAAAAAAAk/dXv4zoirwPw/s400/5983240906546_prombabek.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;oh whore of Akron!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Why must you taunt me with yer low angle sugar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I could pop balloon animals all Sunday afternoons&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;and smash untold platters of overcooked pot roast&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;at the Johnson's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I would fill thousands of expensive Faux leather notebooks&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;with dirty lil hisses and smacks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;upon the roaring, gin gimlet filled mouth of the gods&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I should roll and curl the universe its very self&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;into your jigglin' gigglin' interwoven sprung ass!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:78%;" &gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;more pics&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-7148730525946865769?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/7148730525946865769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=7148730525946865769&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/7148730525946865769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/7148730525946865769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/gigglin-juice-box-of-my-discontent.html' title='the gigglin&apos; juice box of my discontent'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R4bxd2EO_fI/AAAAAAAAAAk/dXv4zoirwPw/s72-c/5983240906546_prombabek.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524981782673486540.post-7798461849932651678</id><published>2008-01-01T03:15:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T14:43:50.851-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Robert Crumb'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brickhouse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bob Burden'/><title type='text'>Excuse me Miss...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R475FGEO_oI/AAAAAAAAADw/qEDS06Fh6oc/s1600-h/santaee.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 1px; height: 1px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R475FGEO_oI/AAAAAAAAADw/qEDS06Fh6oc/s400/santaee.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156332489308831362" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1058528&amp;amp;gen="&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5154062637747600850" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R4boqWEO_dI/AAAAAAAAAAM/LprON_u3DlQ/s400/181037333.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1058528&amp;amp;gen="&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1058528&amp;amp;gen="&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;Would you be a dear&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;and sit on this cake for me?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;"  &gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;more pics&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8524981782673486540-7798461849932651678?l=robotflowers.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/feeds/7798461849932651678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8524981782673486540&amp;postID=7798461849932651678&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/7798461849932651678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8524981782673486540/posts/default/7798461849932651678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://robotflowers.blogspot.com/2008/01/excuse-me-miss-would-you-be-dear-and.html' title='Excuse me Miss...'/><author><name>JadeV</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00876736704800329208</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R-U9VJijtgI/AAAAAAAAAGA/SXjaUWJc1Zs/S220/Palmer.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qXCLXkEPeo4/R475FGEO_oI/AAAAAAAAADw/qEDS06Fh6oc/s72-c/santaee.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
